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The Day the Office Talked Back and I Snapped

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In the fantasy mystery The Day the Office Talked Back and I Snapped, a dedicated employee discovers their boss plans to fire them despite their secret luck. This action-packed web novel follows a worker using sentient office equipment to get revenge. Read this modern novel online.
The Day the Office Talked Back and I Snapped Summary
While working through the New Year to help his company go public, a loyal employee discovers his boss plans to fire him immediately after the listing. His own keyboard reveals the betrayal, exposing that the boss views him as a talentless lucky charm. However, the office furniture suddenly comes to life with a vengeful spirit. The chairs, printers, and coffee machines vow to sabotage the board meeting, turning the office into a chaotic battlefield for justice.
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The Day the Office Talked Back and I Snapped Chapter 1

Even though it's the New Year holidays, I'm still cooped up in the company while churning out the paperwork needed for the company's listing process.

That's when my keyboard suddenly types a paragraph on its own.

"Stop working already! Your boss is about to fire you, and yet you're still slaving away for his sake!"

I'm stunned by the information I see. The keyboard goes on typing, "He said you only have a bachelor's degree. If not for the fact that you're a walking lucky charm, you wouldn't have gotten into this company in the first place!

"Now that the company is in the process of getting listed, it's costing far too much just to keep you around! Even though you're being paid a high salary every month, you can't even provide the company with any value!

"He intends to dismiss you the moment the company gets listed! Since it's the new year, new blood should be joining the company!"

I've been holding my coffee mug the whole time. At that moment, I can feel my hands starting to tremble.

For five years, the projects that I've manned never got into any problems. The final round of funding always came through. Even when we were choosing a new office, we came across the situation of an owner who was all-too happy to get rid of the building.

I can say with great confidence that I'm 90% of the main reason how this company expanded from a tiny office to the entire building. To think that I'm the first person to be discarded right after my boss reaches his goal…

I can feel my stomach twisting uneasily. Even my throat goes tight from the anxiety.

Just as I'm about to leave, a few angry voices ring out in the office.

"I'm an office chair! I'll break during the board meeting tomorrow and make sure that your boss falls right on his ass!"

"I'm a printer! I'll make sure to print all the documents he wants with nothing but gibberish on them!"

"I'm a coffee machine! Tomorrow, I'll whip him a special brew that ensures he will never get to leave the toilet bowl for the rest of the day!"

"And me!" exclaimed the mug on the table. "Tomorrow, I'll tip myself over and give the back of his hand a nice blister."

The ceiling light let out a cold snort. "I'll fall down on his shiny bald head and smash him good."

Upon hearing these words, I was stunned and began to wonder if working overtime had caused me to hallucinate.

The keyboard kept clattering away, and another line appeared on the screen.

"What are you still standing there for? Pack up and go home to sleep. Why are you still killing yourself here?"

I instinctively lowered my voice. "Wait… Everyone, calm down. Where did you hear this? How come I haven't heard a peep? Are you sure you're not mistaken?"

"Mistaken? No way!" said the mug, shaking with rage. "How much more naive can you get? Not only is Daniel Cook going to fire you, but he's also going to make you cough up every penny you've earned over the years!

"The company is about to go public, and he's planted a time bomb right in the prospectus you're holding. Once you sign it, you'll take the fall. By then, you'll be looking at massive compensation and jail time—the whole nine yards."

The office chair creaked in agreement. "He said since you have a lucky streak, you can't just leave and let some other company get the better of it. He's hired a professional team to take you down. He doesn't think your luck will hold up to the point of keeping you out of jail."

My hands started to go cold, as if I could already feel the icy bars of a cell.

"But Daniel has always been good to me." I was still grasping at straws, even though my throat had gone dry.

"Like hell he was!" the keyboard clattered dismissively. "The keyboard in Daniel's office is a good buddy of mine. It said he just finished drafting the lawsuit against you yesterday. Go see for yourself! The password for the computer is 015374."

Seeing how certain they all sounded, I couldn't help but feel a twinge of doubt.

I took a deep breath before creeping stealthily into Daniel's office.

Sure enough, the password worked.

On the desktop, a file named "Lawsuit Regarding Eloise Holt's Job Misappropriation and Commercial Disclosure" stood out glaringly.

I suddenly felt a chill in my chest, overwhelmed by the sense that I'd been backstabbed. Then, my heart began to race.

I pulled out my phone and quickly took photos.

"Eloise, look at me!" The safe in the corner suddenly spoke, startling me. "The password is the same. I've got something even juicier."

I pressed the numbers with trembling fingers.

The safe door sprang open, and what was inside stunned me.

My whole body went cold, yet my limbs moved nimbly as I whipped out my phone and started snapping photos like crazy.

Then, I packed all the files and immediately sent them to Dominic Freedman, a top-tier lawyer in the industry.

Back when he was still unknown, I'd helped him out thanks to my lucky streak. Thus, he still owed me a favor.

"Dominic, my boss is setting me up to send me to prison. I want to sue him before he makes his move. I've sent you the evidence. Please hurry—it has to be done before the company goes public."

After sending the message, I clenched my teeth, unable to suppress the rage building inside me.

I'd given five years to this company, and I finally waited long enough to see it go public. Yet, the moment Daniel didn't need me anymore, he was going to fire me?

Did he really think I'd just take it lying down?

Composing myself, I returned to my desk to grab my bag and leave.

Suddenly, Daniel's familiar voice came from the doorway. "Eloise? Are you still working? I really appreciate it. Don't you worry—once the company goes public, I'll make you a COO."

Hah, more like he'd make me a convict!

Daniel walked into his office with a smile. However, a few seconds later, he stormed back out with a darkened expression.

"Eloise, did you go into my office and touch my things?"

My heart skipped a beat, but I forced myself to stay calm. "No. I've been right here, working on the prospectus."

"Impossible! My mug has been moved, and you're the only one in the office right now. Company policy states that entering my office without permission and touching anything constitutes forfeiture of your annual bonus and immediate termination. I'm pulling up the security footage right now!"

A vicious look came into his eyes as he marched toward the computer with the surveillance feeds.

My chest suddenly tightened.

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