Prim and Proper, Kiss and Conquer

Derrick's breathing seemed a bit quick, and his ears were so red they looked like they might bleed. Just when things were getting interesting, a handmaiden announced that Felix was requesting an audience.

Ugh, could he have picked a worse time?

I sat up, smoothed my clothes, and winked at Derrick. "Am I pretty, Mr. Guard?"

He froze for a moment, then immediately lowered his head. His voice was barely above a whisper as he answered, "You are."

…

Felix wore dark robes that day. Even seated, he had his back straight, looking refined and composed. When he saw me, he stood and bowed in greeting.

I waved him off, took the main seat, and looked at him with a smile.

He didn't dodge or avert his gaze. He looked straight into my eyes and asked, "Your Highness, does your earlier offer still count?"

"Of course."

"I'm willing to marry you, then."

Uh, what? Marry me? When did I ever say anything about marriage?

Then, I saw the look on Felix's face. He'd clearly struggled a lot before making up his mind. If he was this torn over deciding to be my husband… I was worried he would bash his head against the wall right in front of me if I told him I only wanted him as a boy toy.

Whatever—boy toy or husband, I would get him in my hands first.

Once he'd lost himself to me, he wouldn't be able to refuse my true offer, even if he wanted to. Anyway, if we really couldn't come to terms in the end, I'd just accept him as my husband.

He had no power and status, so he probably couldn't do anything if I started a reverse harem. Controlling him would be child's play.

Suddenly, I thought of Rowan. If he were my husband, I probably wouldn't even be able to have guards in my manor.

The thought made a chill shoot through me. I'd done good deeds all my life—surely I didn't deserve such a punishment.

…

I told Felix that we didn't know each other well yet, so we had to spend more time together. We needed to first build a little affection and develop feelings for each other before picking a date to marry.

The idea of that was clearly a bit too modern for him, but he agreed anyway because I found him a great job.

He was so innocent that he didn't realize the gift that had been bestowed on him came with a price tag. His body was already in my pocket!

I used the excuse that I wanted him to tutor me, so he started coming to the Princess' Manor every day.

Felix took academics seriously. When he lectured me, he was fully focused.

Well, so was I. I would focus all my attention on him.

When that happened, he would lift the book in his hand to subtly shield his face, leaving only the tips of his faintly flushed ears peeking out.

Was he deliberately seducing me with this routine? Because it worked like magic.

…

It had been a month since I'd come to this world, and I, the female protagonist of a spicy romance novel, had yet to get any action.

I thought with us seeing each other every day, I'd have my wicked way with Felix in three days, tops. But it had already been five days, and all I'd done was touch his hand. Even that was only because he was teaching me calligraphy.

His fingers were rough. The second his hand settled over mine, he yanked it back like he'd been jolted.

I caught it and smiled at him. Based on my experience, this was when Felix should lean in and kiss me. But after we held that pose for a long beat, he actually pushed me away.

He'd pushed me away! I was honestly speechless.

Something had to be wrong with him.

"Your Highness, I've overstepped," he said, bowing to me in apology.

I mean, in these pure-romance worlds, did babies just appear out of thin air? Couldn't we get a bit of a spicy plot in here?

I couldn't take it anymore. At this rate, how was I supposed to have my wicked way with Felix?

Just then, inspiration struck. I remembered I'd decided to take him by force.

Right. Since I wanted to force him to submit to me, why was I being all coy with him?

So, I tilted his chin up. "Felix Lodge, remember who I am."

Then, I sealed his lips with mine while his eyes were still wide with shock. I had to get him before he could react.

He froze for a heartbeat. Humiliation and shock mixed with just a touch of shyness formed a blush on his face. It was gorgeous, really.

Unfortunately, he quickly schooled his features and lowered his head. "Yes, Your Highness."

He seemed a little aggrieved.

Damn it! That only made him more tempting.

…

After that day, I became bolder.

I ordered Felix to serve me tea mouth-to-mouth, and I had him fill in my brows with the hand he used for calligraphy.