
Cognac Villain - A Mafia Romance
One wardrobe malfunction.
Two people who don't belong together.
Three awful "Be my wife."
Everyone else is at this party to marry the host.
I'm only here until I can get a ride home.
When my dress rips in the world's worst-timed wardrobe malfunction,
I go find somewhere quiet to fix it.
So I'm standing there in nothing but my heels when,
As my luck would have it, the door opens...
And the man of the hour walks in.
I wish I could say I played it cool.
But it's been a looong time since anyone has seen me in my birthday suit...
Much less the hottest man I've ever laid eyes on.
All I want to do is fix my dress, click my heels three times, and be back on my couch in fuzzy slippers.
But Ivan has other ideas.
He's decided who he's taking to the altar...
And I don't have a choice but to say "I do."
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Chapter 1
CORA
I can't believe I let my friends drag me out tonight.
After an endless shift waiting tables at the diner, dishing out lukewarm enchiladas to ungrateful senior citizens who tip like it's still the Great Depression, the last thing I wanna do is put on a fancy dress and go to a party.
But Francia and Jorden, my fellow Quintaño's waitresses, insisted. And worse yet, Francia is refusing to let me wear any underwear with this gown I'm borrowing from her.
"Visible panty lines in Vera Wang is, like, a sin against God," she says in a horrified gasp, as if I'm going straight to hell for even suggesting such a thing. "Under no circumstances are you allowed to wear any. Over my dead freaking body."
I don't even get to argue back, because almost immediately after, she gets nauseous and runs to the bathroom to be sick. I would've called it a night, but party animal Jorden isn't letting anything stop her from getting shmammered.
"Nuh-uh. Francia got a stomach bug, but I've got the dancing bug," she proclaims. "I'm going out and I'm getting drunk. And you, my lovely lady companion, are coming with me."
Dammit.
So Jorden and I call an Uber from the apartment after we finish getting ready. At first, we're bopping to music, laughing, feeling like Disney princesses on our way to the ball. We both worked doubles at the diner every day this week in order to splurge on a rare night out, so we are determined to live it up.
Fun. That is the mission.
But the closer we get, the queasier I become.
It's not that Francia's stomach flu was contagious, either. It's the line of cars parked along the road that first gives me that nasty stomach drop feeling. Mercedes G-Wagons, Rolls Royces, and Lamborghinis as far as the eye can see.
It reminds me too much of my old life.
I ran from that life for a good reason. I hated the condescension, the fakeness layered on top of everything like glitter sludge. When I left, I swore I'd never be back in places like this.
Yet here I am. Lucky me.
The feeling only gets worse as we approach the house. But then we turn the corner...and there it is.
The mansion is lit up like a jewel in the night. All glass everything. Beautiful people lounge everywhere: on the steps, in the rooms, in little groups of four and five spread out across the back lawn.
"We're only staying 'til midnight, Jor," I warn my friend as we totter up the front steps in high heels. "I'm opening the diner tomorrow and I do not want to be hungover for the Saturday morning rush."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," she sasses back. "In bed by midnight or Cora the Explorer will turn into a pumpkin. Roger that."
Then she hooks her arm through mine and brings us up in front of the bouncer. "Hi," she purrs.
He glances down at us over the edge of his clipboard. "Names?"
Jorden elbows me hard in the ribs. "Say it," she hisses under her breath. "Like we practiced."
I sigh. "Francia Delacour and guest." We rehearsed that little white lie enough times on the ride over that it comes out more or less natural.
The bouncer takes a long time perusing his list before nodding and stepping aside. "Enjoy your evening, ladies."
Then we step through the door and into another universe.
Everything gleams white and golden, with bold hints of black marble where you least expect it. There's an honest-to-goodness fountain in the center of the living room and I'm fairly sure I saw a peacock roaming the grounds out front.
"Is this a house or a palace?" Jorden asks me, dumbfounded.
"Better question," I reply. "If Francia can get into parties like this, what on Earth is she doing waiting tables at Quintaño's with us?"
It's not the only thing about Francia that doesn't quite make sense. She randomly showed up to work one day with a diamond Cartier tennis bracelet on, for example. When I asked her where she got it, she just laughed and smiled and changed the subject-then it was gone the next time I saw her. She never invites us to her apartment; whenever we hang out, it's at my place or Jorden's. Truth be told, I'm not even sure what part of town she lives in.
"Champagne, ladies?" comes a voice from my left. I turn to see a server offering us a selection of glittering flutes of champagne on a silver tray.
"Yes, please!" Jorden chirps. I get one; she snatches up two. "One for me and one for my, uh...other friend."
The man bows his head and whisks away without another word. Jorden promptly downs the first glass in a single go and sets the empty flute on a nearby pedestal.
"Thirsty?" I tease her.
"Girl, I get, like, one night out per year to enjoy myself. So I'm gonna enjoy myself. Mama deserves to have fun. And," she adds, bumping my hip with hers, "so do you."
"Yeah. Fun. Totally."
But that gut-churning feeling is still alive and well in the middle of my belly.
We meander through the house, snagging hors d'oeuvres off of circulating trays and gawking at the insane architecture. We pass more knots of people, too, congregating on every surface and talking intently.
Someone told me once that background actors in a movie are taught to whisper "watermelon watermelon watermelon" over and over again to pretend like they're having actual conversations. That's what this feels like.
Except instead of whispering "watermelon," they're whispering two words. It takes a while for me to make them out, but when I do, something in the phrase makes me feel like there's a cold breeze rushing over my skin.
Ivan Pushkin.
Again and again, everywhere we go, that's what I hear.
Ivan Pushkin.
Ivan Pushkin.
It rises up from every single group we pass without fail. There's a strange sort of skittishness in the air, too. Every female between the ages of eighteen and forty keeps checking over their shoulders like they know something we don't. Like something important is coming and they want to look their best when it gets here.
We find ourselves stepping out onto the back lawn. It's festooned with fairy lights branching out from a stage at the far end. A jazz band plays classy music to a crowd of people intent on looking cool by ignoring it. No one dances at parties like these.
Correction: one person dances at parties like these.
"Uh-oh," Jorden warns with a wicked grin. She points down at her hips, which are starting to shimmy from side to side like they have a life of their own.
"Jor..."
"Uh-oh!" she repeats in a delighted cackle. "I can't help it, Cora! It's-I'm-They're aliiive!"
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9.1
Waking up with a cold, scaly hand wrapped around my throat wasn't the worst part.
The worst part was realizing I'd transmigrated into the body of Terra Mason—the most despised woman in the entire Enclave. She drugged high-level beast-men and forced them into life-binding bio-contracts. She locked an aquatic warrior in a dry basement until his organs failed. She treated the most lethal males in the city like broken toys.
Zev, the Level 6 serpent who's currently choking me, would rather blow up his own heart than spend another day as my slave. His affection metric? Negative ninety. His trust? Zero.
Then my system activates: the Kore AI. It gives me exactly 500 credits, a medical nano-gel, and a recipe for neutralizing the radioactive poison in mutant meat. Real food. In this world, that's worth more than gold.
I save Rhys, the dying aquatic male everyone left for dead. I season a slab of purple mutant steak until Sam, a battle-scarred grizzly shifter, groans at the taste—and his trust points finally tick above zero. When my backstabbing ex-best friend tries to steal my males and destroy me, I don't scream or throw a tantrum like the old Terra. I dismantle her with the truth.
But earning their trust means more than grilling meat. A scorpion swarm ambushes us at midnight. Sam throws himself between me and a stinger the size of my arm. As he stands over the corpse, fur receding from his claws, he stares at me and whispers, "You were testing me."
Yes. I was. Because in this world, the weak don't survive. And I refuse to be weak again.
Four beast-men. Four contracts. One system. And a whole lot of steak. Let this dystopian wasteland know—I'm not the monster they remember. I'm worse. I'm the one who's going to feed them until they'd kill for me.

7.0
I thought running from the mate who used me as a pawn and rejected me would be the end of my cruel fate.
I was wrong.
I ran straight into a pack that didn't just hate me, but also wanted me dead.
My alpha stepbrothers: Quin, Rio, and Hunter.
They're called the Three Devils: dangerous, wild, and untamed.
Quin wants to claim my rut. Rio wants to mark me. And Hunter? He's ready to burn the world just to make me his.
But the Moon Goddess doesn't play fair. Pack laws don't bend...not even for Alphas.
And now we're trapped in a web of fate that will either bind us together or tear us apart completely.
This is a dangerous game, and I dread who the winner will be: the feral alpha, the biker president, or the sex god?

8.9
I walked in on my fiancé sleeping with my maid of honor...
On the day of our wedding.
I did what anyone would do:
Threw my ring in his face and found somewhere quiet to cry.
But then something else happened.
Something unexpected.
In that quiet place...
Someone found me.
Anton Stepanov is like something out of a dream.
Scratch that: out of a nightmare.
He's rich as sin, arrogant as heck, and way too handsome for his own good.
He's also way too handsome for mine.
So when he offers me his hand and a way out of the worst day of my life, I do the only thing I can do:
I say yes.
That's how I ended up on his yacht.
That's how I ended up in his bed.
That's how I ended up pregnant with his baby.

8.6
After being rejected by her beta husband, who humiliated and rejected her Luna's position with his true mate right after taking over the pack, Cassandra knew she needed to come out of this marriage to save her dignity. For that, she chose to seek the help of the strongest alpha in return for training his female soldiers. She entered into a contract in return for help, but who would've known this contract with the most dangerous alpha would be the biggest sin of her life, questioning her morals? "When you are in my pack, you need to smell like one of ours," Alpha Callisto whispered before pushing her against the wall with his body pressing hard into her. "But Alpha, that wasn't the part of the deal!!" Cassandra squealed, her breathing heavy in nervousness. How could he think of doing something like this to a married woman? "Well, poor you, I forgot to mention I don't follow the rules," He said before biting into her neck, right beside her mark. Will Cassandra get back her pack with the help of this sinister alpha, utterly unaware that he was the same alpha she slept with all those years ago? Will the alpha help her, or would she just be tortured in his sinful ways because of the way she stole not only his virginity but his sense of smell, too?

9.2
I got pregnant from a one-night-stand.
I wasn't going to tell the father...
Until I walked into the office and found out he's my new boss.
Here's some advice: Don't sleep with your boss.
Here's some more: Don't sleep with your married boss.
And while I'm at it: Don't sleep with your married, dangerous, billionaire, completely-incapable-of-feeling boss, because all he's going to do is break your heart and your body and leave you to cry in the ashes.
But I've never been good at taking my own advice.
In my defense, I didn't know that Nikolai Zhukova was any of those things when we met.
I just thought he was the gray-eyed sinner in first class.
And when I started having a panic attack at the sudden turbulence, I thought he was the kind soul calming me down.
But Nikolai is the farthest thing from kind.
He's cruel, he's powerful, he's arrogant.
And now, according to the test in my hand...
He's the father of my baby.

9.6
was a witness to a murder I wasn't supposed to see. I expected a bullet; I got a golden cage."
Ivy Thorne is a nobody-a struggling cellist with a mountain of medical bills and a past she can't remember. Her life changes in a heartbeat when she witnesses Kaelen Volkov, the Mafia's most lethal enforcer, executing a traitor in a dark alley.
She should be dead. But Kaelen doesn't pull the trigger. Instead, he sees the star-shaped birthmark on her neck and makes a choice that will ignite a war. To save her from his father's wrath, he claims her as his own.
Now, Ivy is trapped in a world of blood and silk, forced to play the role of Kaelen's devoted fiancée. He's cold, scarred, and dangerous, yet he treats her like a priceless treasure he's been waiting years to reclaim. As the lines between her fear and her desire begin to blur, Ivy realizes that Kaelen isn't just protecting her from the Mafia-he's hiding a secret about her past that could shatter her world.
In the Volkov empire, loyalty is everything and debt is paid in blood. But for Ivy, the highest price might be her heart.